TOO SHORT

Music & Lyrics: Öhman

Every time I go to the convenience store

To get a little treat for myself

I try to reach a bottle of my favorite brew

But it’s hiding on the upper shelves

Now let me tell you, brother, I’m too short

Yeah, I’m way too short

Drinking that old water,

seems to be my last resort

I went to a club just the other night

And met a woman with magical hips

But when I tried to seal the deal

and give her my sweet kiss

I just couldn’t reach her lips

Now let me tell you, brother, I’m too short

Yeah, I’m way too short

The way my love life’s a-going,

it should be on life support

When I turned 18 the army came callin on me

To serve my country and get ready for war

But when they threw a single glance at me

They said ”We sure don’t want you no more”

Yeah, let me tell you brother I was too short

Halleluja, I’m to short

So even though I’ve struggled

I found that there is light

At the end of the tunnel

I will yell with all my might

Cause I have surely found

That it ain’t that bad being a bit too short

HAVE A REAL GOOD TIME

Music & Lyrics: Öhman

We’ve been working so hard, all week long

Just to try to earn a dime

Now the time has come, for us to have a hell of a time

Just jump in shower, put on a shirt and tie

Cause the weekend is here, and we’re feeling all right

So come along, come along,

baby won’t you please come along

We’re gonna have a good time! A real good time!

Oh, I’ll fix you up a drink.

Just sit back and relax for a while.

Cause we’re going downtown,

and we sure gonna put on some style

There won’t be time to argue, there’s no need to fight

There’s a party going on, we’ll be at it all night

So come along, come along,

baby won’t you please come along

We’re gonna have a good time! A real good time!

COLD RIVER OF TEARS

Music & Lyrics: Öhman/Johansson

Hard times and trouble

Is all I'm feeling in my worried mind.

Since you walked out of our happy home

Seems like I spend all my evenings crying

You know, I’m sinking, baby

Just like drowning in a cold river of tears

My, my, my poor old heart

Has broken, has broken in two

Without you baby, in my life

I really, really don't know what I am to do

So I sit alone, with noone else around

But the ghost of all my fears

'Cause since you walked out on me, woman

It feels like I'm drowning

In a cold, cold river of tears

MAKE YOUR MOVE ON ME

Music & Lyrics: Öhman

Girl, I know that I’ve earned your respect

And tender feelings I think I detect

Life would be so good and so true,

if I only dared to say that I love you

But my ability to speak disappears

Every moment that I have you near

And before I could even speak a word

You’re gone again, and I got nothing

’cause I just can’t stand a defeat

When it come sto your love so sweet

So if you want me baby,

You better make your move on me

Babe, I swear by the moon and the stars

That I wanna be just where you are

True love we are certain to find

If I could only leave my shyness behind

And when I try to call you on the phone

I’m kind of hoping that you’re not at home

And before I even stutter a word

You’ve hung up again, and I got nothing

Cause I just….

Make you’re move on me, babe

Cause I’m tired of being by myself

Please put me out of my misery

Don’t leave me sitting here on the shelf

Cause i just…